Who are the Jumpers...REALLY??

Because there are so many possibilities with the name "Jumpers," we get people coming up to us all the time asking which one is it? Are we JUMPER cables? Are we gymnasts, or track & field guys? Are we paratroopers, or tiny pieces of hardware on a computer motherboard? Maybe we just like that Van Halen song from 1984, or maybe we're the ones David Lee Roth is singing about in the song? On the darker side, we could be suicidal, or... Nico sent me this... You decide!